As every Malayali knows, the monsoon in Kerala does “wonders” to the city roads.
Especially Trivandrum.
Here is one such scene: a man driving a car in spite of the rain:

And a man about to cross the road (Thiruvananthapuram): the only one attempting to do it.

Footnote: He slipped and fell in the middle of the road (?) [...]

Ladies are very difficult to understand. Malayali ladies are more so. When they tell you something, they really mean something else. It is very difficult to survive.
The only way is to get a Ladies to Gents translating dictionary. Here are some of their usual phrases translated by a Malayali - for his fellow Malayalis:

It is [...]