Understanding Malayali women
Ladies are very difficult to understand. Malayali ladies are more so. When they tell you something, they really mean something else. It is very difficult to survive.
The only way is to get a Ladies to Gents translating dictionary. Here are some of their usual phrases translated by a Malayali - for his fellow Malayalis:
It is short, but at least, it is a start! Do you know any more? 
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super! ithokke pande arinirunnenkilu jeevitham ingane aavillayrunnnu
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this is really goos, i am goin to show my wife this!
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i have seen some of these before.
anyone wants to donat to a comedy movie we are making??