Everyone knows the difficulties NRIs face, when they return to India after a long stay abroad.
Here is one such NRI, trying to make a call to USA, but keeps getting wrong number repeatedly - watch till the end, it is worth it

This is an actual customer care call made by a Malayali to Etisalaat Customer Care Center. He is definitely not an expert in matters involving mobile phones, as you can find out here. The fun begins from the 30th second or so.
Thanks Shaheen, for this audio.